Freedom from Worries! (STOP)

1) Specify your worries.

2) Turn your worries into an action.

3) Offer a prayer to God.

4) Place your trust in the Lord.

Omg, this points actually came from pure memory! ;)
(HAHA JOIE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS, LOSER)

Joel was a bimbotic fairy. He loved hair and also loved to scratch people's heads with forks, and spoons. One fategul year, his armpits enlarged ginormously. Leprechauns longed for his hair as it was very beautiful. Then, out of nowhere, he had a sudden urge to pee on maids. He also had imaginary menstrual friends who wanted nails to kill his ever-so-beatiful hair.

Janna felt lumpy cakes bobbling in her pants. She dyed them purple, and named them Barney(s).

Joie had red hooks that hooked into her nose. She needed desperately to find a nun to help her bake hum chee pengs. Later, she went to a barber to shave off he bushy eyebrowns, and also to comb her furry face. The barber randomly yelled, 'Pimples are healthy!' Joie then juiced out all her mucus and forcefully splashed them all over her legs. Next, she went to a facial shop to moisturize her belly button as it was dehydrating badly. Lastly, she finally came to a realization and exclaimed, 'WOAH, my armpits are surely hairly!'

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